Ultimate Fighter 8 Report – Fruit and Sushi

By: Rob Young | Posted: Thursday, November 6th, 2008 at 10:42 am.

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Warning: This TUF report may be graphic in nature!

At the house, Tom Lawlor comes back everyday to discover his
fruit platter has been “pillaged by the red team”. He decides to urinate in his
own fruit tray, in an effort to get the last laugh on the fruit stealer. Lawlor
and his Team Mir cohorts, take turns peeing in the fruit, enjoying their antics
a little too much. The platter is returned to fridge and the trap is set.

For this weeks fight, Mir chooses Dave Kaplan to face Philippe
Nover. This is an interesting choice, as many believe Nover to be the top
lightweight on TUF 8.

The Nog boys are at it once again. The instant they return
to the house, some of Nog’s boys gorge themselves on Lawlor’s fruit tray. They
are none the wiser to the urine soaked fruit… until Kaplan breaks the news.

Ryan Bader’s calm response was epic;” ya, we did eat piss”.

Another highlight was Kyle Kingsbury saying, “it tasted
better than normal”.

The urine-fruit-eaters understood, they shouldn’t have eaten
what wasn’t theirs. They weren’t happy about the added liquid, but understood
the risk they took.

On a related note, Nover has noticed someone has been eating
his sushi. Taking a page from Lawlor, Kingsbury decide that they should add an
ingredient to the sushi. The added ingredient also comes from the penis, but
isn’t urine (you fill-in-the-blanks).

Dave Kaplan eats the special-sauced sushi, and is told what
it contains. Needless to say he was none too happy. Kaplan vows feces related
revenge on all involved, but no one seems too concerned.

Kaplan is irate about the sushi’s added ingredient, but is
missing the point entirely; it’s not his sushi!

… And now back to our regularly
scheduled TUF 8…                        

The Fight

Dave Kaplan vs.
Philippe Nover

Nover gains top position early and sinks in the rear-naked
choke for the quick and decisive win.

Dana White states that Nover reminds him of a young GSP.
Dana is also impressed with Philippe’s potential.

In the locker room, Mir is in shock. He still believes that
Kaplan is one of the best lightweights in the house. If Kaplan were one of the
best, would he have lost in under a minute?

That is it for this week. Please join us next week for
another installment of the TUF 8 update.

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