The show starts off with a big reveal from Eve, who tells the Bella’s backstage that she was using Zack Ryder the whole time (so it was all an act, which serves as a good excuse for her bad acting, it’s like a play within a play!) She goes on to say that she will use John Cena as well. Lita, she is not, but whatever. Oh yeah and since when were the Bella’s baby-faces? She talks about Ryder being a joke, and now she’s got the big fish on her line. She wants the Bella’s to help her with her next evil plan involving Cena, but when she turns around Cena is there listening to the whole thing (you’d think even if he wasn’t the WWE cameras tight on her face might have spoiled the plan anyway!). Either way John shakes his head and heads to the ring.

John is about to speak when Eve comes out pleading with him, saying her words were taken out of context. Cena interrupts her and tells the audience that Eve has been sipping the skank juice (supplied by Stephanie McMahon?) he says that because of Eve he lost a broski for a Hoe-ski (wait that’s my line!!!) Hoeski chants (where are my royalties?!). John says she should have held out for an even bigger fish than him, like The Rock. He says that she’s self centered, ego maniacal, and disingenuous.